{"product_id":"alfie","title":"ALFIE","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDescription\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFrom the mind of \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/reapersun.bsky.social\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReapersun\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, meet Alfie!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSubverting expectations left and right, Alfie proves that you can be \"alpha\" and good doing it! A cutie patootie who lives by good-vibes only, Alfie puts it all out there. This not-so-little sweetheart will always do his best for you!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAlfie is soft, sweet, and ready to please! A cute little head peaks from his foreskin atop a thick, rounded shaft while adorable heart-shaped balls offer a secure handhold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eBut this outgoing cutie is a bit more than meets the eye! As you move down the smooth swell of his shaft, Alfie’s thick spherical knot may complicate things – in all the best ways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWith his familiar shapes and fantasy flair, Alfie is a wonderful intro toy for those new to the fantasy community and a great go-to when you're in the mood for a smoother knotting experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eSee what shenanigans Alfie’s been up to and support Reapersun’s amazing work on \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/reapersun.bsky.social\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBluesky\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/reapersun\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePatreon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLike what you see?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCheck out what we currently have in-stock for \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hodge-podge-entourage.com\/collections\/alfie\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlfie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e! While you're at it, give Alfie's penetrable companion piece, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hodge-podge-entourage.com\/collections\/tomas\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTomas\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, a gander too!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCan't wait for new inventory? We may have \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hodge-podge-entourage.com\/collections\/made-to-order-1\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMTO\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e slots open!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecial Considerations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNone\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSizes\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(in inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 513px; height: 276.364px;\" height=\"325\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.6023px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 99.4034px; 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height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e8.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 61.8182px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 99.4034px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUsable Length\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 72.3864px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e4.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.5142px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 82.4574px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 82.0312px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 61.8182px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e8.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 99.4034px; height: 35.5966px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMax Shaft D.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 72.3864px; 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